Career Change -- Throwing in the Towel AND...

I've decided that real estate is so not for me. I'm joining the circus!!

I'm ready for towel- and hat-throwing -- into the 3-ring! I've ordered a custom sequin outfit (only $1379!!) from everythingshiny.com, and polished my trapeze act. I'm just waiting for my new troupe's RV to get here and whisk me away to Montana!

Have you ever tried to throw a hat? The best ones tend to be heavy knitted hats if you want to hit someone. Most of my hats have brims, and they wheel like frisbees. Well, that's part of my act. Kind of different, I think. And then there are the towels. You thought I was kidding with that one. Nope -- Egyptian cotton towels, set with multicolored rhinestones for weight and sparkle, are going to be tossed in patented ways never before seen.

This is going to ROCK.